SINGLE BUT LOOKING

I have been dealing with these for a long time already. Most of the times when I deal with people around me make jokes out of it. I guess it’s a good time for me to tell the world about it. But before that may be some of you want to know why people shave their head. Here is what I found on the net:

“A head shave can seem drastic, but for many people it is a personal choice that is easy to make. Some of the most common reasons that people - usually men - shave their heads include: a way to deal with hair loss or male pattern baldness, the desire to make a fashion statement, the wish for a new and different hairstyle, the need to show dedication to a religion or a belief, the way to deal with an overall dislike of hair, or the hope to shock someone.”

As for me, those reasons are related to why I choose to shave my head. But the thing here is, “What’s wrong with head shave?” Let me tell you, I don’t even care how you hair look like and I never comment how was it. Although your hair cut may look silly, I don’t make fun of it. Why? Because I have reason for what I want to look like, same as what you did. So I guess it is nothing to make fun with.

Well, I guess every one have their own right to choose what he or she look like. I don’t even care what will you say about what I look like, “perompak”, “perogol” or what ever you can name the entire negative about people shaving their head. I don’t care. I know I am not. I don’t even care also if it looks not good on me. I don’t care. I just love it, the same as you love your cut.

May be what you mean a joke, by saying “Arrr…Silaunya”. Nah, it’s not funny for me. You are making fool out of me. Or you want to use my head as crystal-ball to done your black magic, again nah it is not funny at all. Even if you say “I don’t notice you just now because you “silau sangat”" again it is not fun at all bitch!! Or even not funny at all when you say “Kalau lalat hinggap kat kepala you mesti dia tergelincir kan” Nah it is not funny deep shit!! Another thing is that you compare me to someone with intention to make fun of me “You namapak macam Namawi la. Ala yang nyanyi Negarakuku” You are in big trouble there little boy saying that to me. Why you are in big trouble, just because you make fun of God’s creation dude. Your are nothing to say that to me.

If you don’t like it, just ignore me. I don’t care if you did that. Even my mother who give birth to me never question about why I shave my head although she doesn’t like it. I am just like you, normal human and nothing to make fun off. I have feeling too. Not just because I shave my head then you can make fun off me and laugh your ass out.

People out there who are related directly or indirectly, I am so sorry if it seems to be harsh for you but I am so tired of those joke. I just could not take it anymore.

It’s second day of Raya and those two days are so wonderfull to me although I dont celebrate raya. Not that I go visiting or eating a lot of lemang and ketupat or kuih raya. Those two days are so much fun and funny. I was staying in my friend’s house. I stay alone there since all my friend are away to their kampung to celebrate raya with their family. The thing is, all their motobike are left at the house and ask me to take care of it. There are a bunch of it. So it look like a lot of people come to the house, and look like an open house for raya. Did you get me?

First day of raya, a bunch of kids came to my house(I say it is my house since I am alone here). With their colorful baju raya standing on the gate and say “Asalamualaikum pak cik, kami nak datang raya!!” At first I tought they come to my neighbour house and just ignore the sound. Then they say it again and i remember that my neighbour tell me that they will be back on Saturday or Sunday. I open the door and there are at my gate and “Pak Cik kami datang nak beraya. Boleh kami masuk?”. I was so surprice then. I say there is no open house and they left.

The second day are almost the same situation as the first day but something a bit funny did happen. After I say there are no open house, one of them take out his phone and start to call someone “Pak Cik ni tak ada buat raya la. Kita cari tempat lain la”. I was so deep shock dude!!! What were they thinking. Can you imagine if all his buddy that he call come. With him there are about 10 of them, then the one he call, may be there are 10 of them also. Could you imagine that. For anyone who celebrate raya, all the kuih raya will be vanish just in a split second. But what I was thinking is not that they realy want to eat, but “duit raya”. I guess that’s what they are hoping for.

Just imagine if I let them in, what will I surve them? Mee maggie telur and Paipse or that potato with egg? There are nothing to surve when you are in “rumah bujang”. Then duit raya, I give 20 sen each of them. For sure they will bite me up. Must be I could not manage to control all of them. There are many and I am alone. But there are not a big deal for me. They are a bunch of kids who love to celebrate the festival and they are lovely sepecially in the baju melayu.

To all my friend and family who celebrate Hari Raya, Selamat Hari Raya. Thank you for all the invitation. All the food and kuih are wonderfull and love them all. Till next post, Selamat Hari Raya!!