SINGLE BUT LOOKING

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for… It is about time you became informed:

A … Almost Boobs
B … Barely there.
C … Can’t Complain!
D … Damn!
DD… Double damn!
E … Enormous!
F … Fake

Hahahaha!!

What will you do if something that you die for and suddenly someone say a word and make it the most useless thing in this world. Its been a month I do the research. Come to office earlier, Saturday and Sunday come to lab to do research and no one is paying me to do that. And suddenly it is useless. Honestly to say, YES I love my F**KING(I suppose not to use this word) job. But something that i work so hard and suddenly this thing, it make me moral down. At least say something nice, something like “Ok, it’s good but you need to improve it a lot”. What? Not all research can solve the problem of this world.

When this kind of F**KING thing happen, people around you will absolutely will be effect by it. For example, if you work as hard as that, you would not have any time to spend for your family. In my case, usually I will talk to my Hero and the Queen of my Heart one hour. Then suddenly when you have to work hard like a dog, you will have no time to do that. Then my hero and my queen ask, “Nama lama udah enda telipun Ubek?” what do you expect me to answer them. Ada jadi anak tanggang.

Then I come to a junction where I really have to choose between My future and My family. That is the hardest decision to make. Both are important thing to choose. Everything in the future are depend on those two.

And lastly, what I hate the most, it is absolutely will effect your relationship with your love one. Have you ever love someone and dieing because of that someone and then that someone is not really into you? Understand? Well it is sad, but I really could not do anything. This world is far beyond my control. By the way to that “someone”. Sorry seems to be the hardest word. From the bottom of my heart, I am sorry that i have to say I love you so much right now.

Word of the day: Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone have one.

“I dislike any of my family members to be grouped under any of these - smokers, alcoholics,gamblers and womanizers. But sadly, all my 3 brothers smoke (but luckily they are not heavy smokers, I hope?) -.-”’ and my dad likes to drink -.-””’

This is what Alice on her 25 random thing in Facebook Notes. By the way Alice, I don’t do that note since I am so looser in writing about myself and you know me way good then I know myself. Let me explain to you for what you have say there girl. I will explain it like a MAN!!hahaha….

First that drinking alcohol. Beer is just like a hand bag to us man. Hahaha… It is a must as if you girl have a lot of handbag and you want it more and more. Every day you want to use different kind of handbag(To match with your dress la…bla…bla…bla…). Same with us man too. Every day we want to try different beer. Hahaha…..

Then smoke. Smoke for us, it is just like an earring to you.hahahah!!! The more earring you have, the cooler you think you are. Same la, the more we smoke, the cooler we look. Haha…

Next, gambling. Well, it is a nature that you girl went gossiping with your friend. While you girls go gossiping, then what will we guys do? Gambling la. hahahaha!!!!! Now that you will hate me huh….

The last one is womanizers. This one I don’t really know how to explain. Did not work for me. I am kind of single guy. So dont know much la about this. But one thing for sure right “Hari hari makan ayam boring la, kadang-kadang nak juga rasa ikan bakar”. Get what I mean? Hahaha!!!

Another rubbish talking there. To Alice, I will always love you ma.hehehe…

By the way, now that I know why I don’t have any girlfriend. Hahahaha!!

It’s been a while this blog are abundant. Well, nothing to be updated ma. Also quite busy and spend quite a lot of my time with PSM(Punca Segala Masalah@Punca Segala Miserable@Punca Sakit Mental@Projek Sarjana Muda). Update?Here are sum of it

13th November 2008: My beloved grandfather put to rest. It is quite a big lost for all of the family. Until today I still feel sad. Missing him so much ever since he past away. May his soul will rest in peace and all of us miss you so much.

28th December 2008: Back to UTM and start another episode of student life. Nothing much as I say earlier on. Just the same old lame routine every day.

31st December 2008: New year eve just having diner with a bunch of friend. Nothing much. Could not do anything either since Johor Baharu is not holiday on the first of January. Got class on the first of January. I know I know that sound ridiculous. No party or alcohol also involve. That also sound a bit ridiculous too. What to do, got class the other day ma. Class is more important then other thing ma and also more important then get married (for me).

16th-18th January 2009: Went to Pahang(Deerland, Kuala Gandah) for camping(they call it motivation camping while I am not motivated at all). Nice trip la except….Nah don’t want to talk about it. Excited too since it is full of activities. Most scary one is that some of us including me was left in the jungle at night alone. Quite scary actually. Other then that, go to Kuala Gandah Elephant Sanctuary (About 2 hour tracking from deerland). First time face to face with elephant and get to feed it. Other then that, face to face with Sun Bear. Photo of it? Next post maybe.

26th-27th January 2009: Get drunk a bit and most of the time just stay in the room…

It’s second day of Raya and those two days are so wonderfull to me although I dont celebrate raya. Not that I go visiting or eating a lot of lemang and ketupat or kuih raya. Those two days are so much fun and funny. I was staying in my friend’s house. I stay alone there since all my friend are away to their kampung to celebrate raya with their family. The thing is, all their motobike are left at the house and ask me to take care of it. There are a bunch of it. So it look like a lot of people come to the house, and look like an open house for raya. Did you get me?

First day of raya, a bunch of kids came to my house(I say it is my house since I am alone here). With their colorful baju raya standing on the gate and say “Asalamualaikum pak cik, kami nak datang raya!!” At first I tought they come to my neighbour house and just ignore the sound. Then they say it again and i remember that my neighbour tell me that they will be back on Saturday or Sunday. I open the door and there are at my gate and “Pak Cik kami datang nak beraya. Boleh kami masuk?”. I was so surprice then. I say there is no open house and they left.

The second day are almost the same situation as the first day but something a bit funny did happen. After I say there are no open house, one of them take out his phone and start to call someone “Pak Cik ni tak ada buat raya la. Kita cari tempat lain la”. I was so deep shock dude!!! What were they thinking. Can you imagine if all his buddy that he call come. With him there are about 10 of them, then the one he call, may be there are 10 of them also. Could you imagine that. For anyone who celebrate raya, all the kuih raya will be vanish just in a split second. But what I was thinking is not that they realy want to eat, but “duit raya”. I guess that’s what they are hoping for.

Just imagine if I let them in, what will I surve them? Mee maggie telur and Paipse or that potato with egg? There are nothing to surve when you are in “rumah bujang”. Then duit raya, I give 20 sen each of them. For sure they will bite me up. Must be I could not manage to control all of them. There are many and I am alone. But there are not a big deal for me. They are a bunch of kids who love to celebrate the festival and they are lovely sepecially in the baju melayu.

To all my friend and family who celebrate Hari Raya, Selamat Hari Raya. Thank you for all the invitation. All the food and kuih are wonderfull and love them all. Till next post, Selamat Hari Raya!!

Do you ever fall in love with someone and yet for you to be with that someone are the most impossible thing in this world? Or maybe for you to build that relationship are almost 0% chances? You know that there are no posibility that you will get a good feedback from you feeling. Get what mean? Ok like this, take for an example me (Please GOD, why me!). Let say I fall in love with Paris Hilton*(term and condition apply), the chances that we will be together are almost 0%. Even if I have her number, the chances are still 0. No matter what the fact are. Even if I say me and Paris Hilton are “Secocok” or “Bagai Pinang Dibelah Dua” or whatever you call it. And also if I say to her “You Die, I Die” or “You Jump I Jump” or whatever you call it. And also if there are synonyms between us “You are the clay and I am the pot” or “You are the Sari and I will be the bra” or whatever you call it.

The fact is we are still could not be together. Those are apply here. I know the fact that she will reject my love (Of course you idiot!!). That’s the fact. I could not force her to feel that to me. I know she is far beyond my reach. I know that love is not just for a matter of second. It could be your lifetime. Not that I try to be sentimental here, but I try to face the fact of wht realy happen right now. So to make thing not complicated, try to not think of it (Which I lie). By the way, Dr. Jane sends me some of her picture. Why I didn’t post it here, because she is TOTTALY mine, I mean the picture. Want to see it? Over my death body!!

* Liv Tyler, Scarlett Johanson, Ivanka trump, Cristin Dunst (If i list all of it, it will look like a song lyric.hahaha…)

For this post, I really need everyone’s opinion. I mean who ever read this. Few weeks already I could not pee properly. When I pee, my “stuff” get really painful. The thing is, it is not there all the time. Sometime it is so damn painful and sometime the painful are gone. It keep bugging me since when it is painful I could not even “pleasure” myself (I bet you know what I mean). When he is in a deep pain, he just sleep all day (giggling!!!). He is nothing when it is in a deep pain. Useless, no hope at all.

If you ask me why I didn’t go to clinic, here’s the thing. How do I tell the doctor what my problem is? What will I say to the Doctor? Here are what I am thinking of:

“Doctor, my ‘brother’ are in big problem and he is really sick” kata EvilLionel
“Then why are you coming, not your brother?” kata HotDoctor (what I imagine was, the doctor are “hottest doctor” ever, before I meet another hot doctor)
“He is with me now” kata EvilLionel (I say this while giggling.hahaha…)
“I could not see him?” kata HotDoctor
“Of course you can’t see him, he is …(while pointing at my ’stuff’)” kata EvilLionel
“Owh My God!! I can wait to see him!! Come Come I see it (You see, she come already even though I didn’t do anything) ” kata HotDoctor
“Do what ever you wish doctor!!” kata AngelLionel

Can you imagine all that? Can you imagine what will happen to me? May be I just end up making baby’s instead of solving my problem. Other situation is, if the doctor happen to be a man?(Please God, help me!!) What would I say? And here again what I am thinking of the situation:

“Doctor, my penis are painful and I could not pee properly” kata AngelLionel
“Owh My God!!You get out of my clinic now!!You are such a fucking gay!!” kata EvilDoctor

Can you imagine all that? Can you imagine what will happen to me? May be I just end up outside the clinic in a deep painful without solving my problem. To any one out there, do give some suggestion to me. By the way, to all “HotDoctor” out there, lets play “nasty” thing!!hahaha-ketawa EvilLionel.

Last week end my parent was around. On Thursday they came to send my little brother to airport, then they spend the whole weekend here (in Kuching). The whole weekend was spend wisely by me. We go shopping throughout Saturday and having a “big breakfast” on Sunday which mean I can order what ever I want and as many as possible. Until I pecah perut then my parent will satisfy. I want to stop eating but they keep on saying “Full already? Order again if you are still hungry”. What else can I do (giggling). I obey my parent so much and I follow what they say, order again la.

But sadly my mummy get to drive home alone because my daddy will attend some course in Kuching for the whole week. Kind of sad letting her drive alone. She must be so damn tired and boring driving alone. I am so worried about her safety. Keep on calling her so that she will stay awake and make sure she is OK.

The night earlier, she help me to bed (she always did that when she was around). We have a little chat before she go sleep with her boyfriend (my dad la). She was in the sad mood because no one will be at home since all my brother are away and I am going back JB next week. Especial when my dad go traveling she will be alone. She just fell lonely when no one around. She told me that she will be blank when no one at home. She say that she don’t know what to do when alone at home. I was very say when she said that. I know how she fell. I wish that I can accompany her at home. But that was very impossible. She always say “Bisi anak baka ka nadai. Anak bisi tang nadai ga ba rumah” (Got son but fell don’t have any. Got son but away from home). I was very touched by her.

I don’t want her fell so sad and I start changing new topic. And I start disturbing and tickling her breast. What!!! It’s my mother breast ba. Suka hati me la what to do. But she keep on “Enough!! You are so big already, you are not baby. No need milk anymore!!”. She then say “Emm…I could not imagine la what happen to your wife’s breast. Eh eh, now I know, must be your future wife will have big breast rite?” I was silence to death when she said that and start laughing to death few second later.

Then I change topic again “Mummy, your boyfriend are waiting for you there.” and she reply “Let him there. Biar la.” and start laughing again. And I am glad that she fell OK already. At least she was happy for a while. Then she start to give me excuse “Eh I am sleepy already, can I go to bad?” and I say “Eh you miss your boyfriend already a?” and she reply me while giggling “Mesti la!!”

She is funny some time.